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Posts by Brett Booker

GHOST DOPE: How The Feds Send Addicts To Prison For Life!

When I first entered the federal “justice” system, I encountered an odd phenomenon after discussing various people’s criminal indictments. They...

K2 Made You Do What!?

In a federal prison near you, some crazed inmate just smoked a large piece of duce, and is either running...

Motor Mondays Return To The Yard! (Foot Races)

Last Monday I turned for the tunnel that led to the yard, and saw a large gathering of people straight...

The Search For The Butter Bandit: Daily Prison Life

The Butter Bandit is back, and the only thing that has prevented me from catching him is the nonsensical holiday...

When Did Caged Chickens Become Precedent Over Caged Humans?

With animal rights activists and recent legislation passed across the country that now considers the act of caging up chickens...

What It Costs To Be The BO$$ In Prison

Many of you have a dingy, violent, and oppressive view when asked what comes to mind when the prison industrial...

Eradicate Misery With Laughter

“Heraclitus would shed tears whenever he went out in public–Democritus laughed. One saw the whole as a parade of miseries,...

Wallet: Cool Items Made In Jail #1

Wallet: Cool Items Made In Jail #1

Wallet: Cool Items Made In Jail #1 Although there is literally no use for a wallet in jail, it was...

Our Thinking Makes It So! Turning Adversity Into Advantage

“Nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.” – William Shakespeare Take a minute to reflect on the...

Code Brown: The Inmate Who Beat The Shit Out Of Someone

** (I wrote the following piece in 2016 as I awaited federal sentencing in county jail. Pulling it from an...

What Egg Are You? Find Out Before It Destroys You!

“If you crack an egg from the outside, it brings death to the egg. If the egg cracks from the...

Federal Prison = Survivor + Big Brother

** (The following is a piece I wrote while at USP Leavenworth, and now that I am at a low...

Hundreds Of Inmates Left Behind In Storms Path

In South Carolina, we have heard local and state officials reiterate how important it is for costal residents to evacuate,...

He Said, “Are You A Real Killer?!” … I Laughed

With the wind high, and a mix of dust and pollen lurking around every corner, I was dying from allergies....

While He Sits To Pee, I Waste In Misery: Daily Prison Life

I somehow missed my alarm this morning at 5:30am, but luckily was awoken by a group of guards aggressively yelling...