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K2 Made You Do What!?

In a federal prison near you, some crazed inmate just smoked a large piece of duce, and is either running...

Motor Mondays Return To The Yard! (Foot Races)

Last Monday I turned for the tunnel that led to the yard, and saw a large gathering of people straight...

What It Costs To Be The BO$$ In Prison

Many of you have a dingy, violent, and oppressive view when asked what comes to mind when the prison industrial...

Wallet: Cool Items Made In Jail #1

Wallet: Cool Items Made In Jail #1

Wallet: Cool Items Made In Jail #1 Although there is literally no use for a wallet in jail, it was...

Code Brown: The Inmate Who Beat The Shit Out Of Someone

** (I wrote the following piece in 2016 as I awaited federal sentencing in county jail. Pulling it from an...

Federal Prison = Survivor + Big Brother

** (The following is a piece I wrote while at USP Leavenworth, and now that I am at a low...

Using An Iron To Make It Toasty!

Who doesn’t prefer their food hot or warm? Well, I guess it depends on the food. Nonetheless, there is one...

The Killer China Man and His Cat Army

Every morning, as the sun begins to climb over the walls of USP Leavenworth, illuminating the desolate and despairing prison...

Federal Prison Happy Meal

Did my title surprise you? That the coveted McDonalds Happy Meal has infiltrated the federal prison system? Well, not quite....

Lessons From The Gangster Midget Who Beat A Man Up With A Wet Floor Sign

Since my imprisonment, I have come across the most peculiar of people. We’re talking about the criminal under-world, so I...

The K2 Epidemic Of Federal Prison

What comes to mind when you read the phrase ‘Get Bodied’? Possibly someone getting beat or stabbed to death? I...

The Three P’s The Lead To Success!

“Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.” – Anonymous Since my...

Dude … Helping Others Vastly Aids Your Brain and More!

Scientific studies have been published in the past few years that suggest that helping others benefits the giver more than...

The Train Heist and Prison Escape of USP Leavenworth

Like I mentioned in the post, “Cardboard Guards of Leavenworth,” this prison is momentous in size and rich in history....

The Best Prison Blog

I want Booker Paradox to be the best prison blog. Not because I glorify prison or entertain you with foolish...