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Federal Prison = Survivor + Big Brother

** (The following is a piece I wrote while at USP Leavenworth, and now that I am at a low...

The Killer China Man and His Cat Army

Every morning, as the sun begins to climb over the walls of USP Leavenworth, illuminating the desolate and despairing prison...

Federal Prison Happy Meal

Did my title surprise you? That the coveted McDonalds Happy Meal has infiltrated the federal prison system? Well, not quite....

Lessons From The Gangster Midget Who Beat A Man Up With A Wet Floor Sign

Since my imprisonment, I have come across the most peculiar of people. We’re talking about the criminal under-world, so I...

The K2 Epidemic Of Federal Prison

What comes to mind when you read the phrase ‘Get Bodied’? Possibly someone getting beat or stabbed to death? I...

The Train Heist and Prison Escape of USP Leavenworth

Like I mentioned in the post, “Cardboard Guards of Leavenworth,” this prison is momentous in size and rich in history....

The Best Prison Blog

I want Booker Paradox to be the best prison blog. Not because I glorify prison or entertain you with foolish...

Cellie Conundrums

Ever have roommate troubles? I know that’s a rhetorical question, but seriously. I’m sure you can think of that one...

An Officers Spit That Is Worth $7,300 A Year

Here at USP Leavenworth, there is an officers spit that is worth over $7,300 a year! Seriously. However, the biggest...

Cardboard Guards of Leavenworth

If you ever get a chance to drive by or view USP Leavenworth via programs like Google Earth, do it!...

Cake For Breakfast

Why did I come to prison? Well, I came to prison so I could eat cake for breakfast. Seriously. I...

Tube Steak Please?!

There are times in here when I really wish I had a camera to record some of the conversations. When...

Why Do Prisons Ban Books?

Why Do Prisons Ban Books? By: Brett Booker Monday, March 6th 2017  (Written from Douglas County Corrections  – Omaha, NE...

Books For Brain and Brawn

Books For Brain and Brawn

Books For Brain and Brawn Sunday, October 16th 2016 Although this title seems quite contradictory, in Douglas County Corrections, I’ve...

Top 10 Phrases In Jail

Top 10 Phrases In Jail

Top 10 Phrases In Jail Wednesday, October 5th 2016  When someone is told that they get to leave, a guard...