Books For Brain and Brawn

Books For Brain and Brawn Sunday, October 16th 2016 Although this title seems quite contradictory, in Douglas County Corrections, I've mastered the technique of using books to improve brain and brawn. You see, since my arrest, I've been fortunate enough to receive a handful of large, informative books. Like I've said numerous times,  I spend [...]

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Top 10 Phrases In Jail

Top 10 Phrases In Jail Wednesday, October 5th 2016  When someone is told that they get to leave, a guard will say "Roll-Up" to the individual, which has evolved into, "Roll Over, You're Going Homo!" "Radio For Sale" Is said when an individual drops their radio, breaking into smaller pieces "Beans For Cake" Is said [...]

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Keefe Is Crack!

Keefe Is Crack! Wednesday, September 21st 2016 What comes to mind when you read the title, Keefe Is Crack? Maybe a toothless junkie, in ragged clothes, smoking his last crack rock, in a dark alley? No? Too Severe? Ok, well that is probably what the average Joe thinks of, but those of us who have [...]

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Honey Bun: The Jailhouse Currency

Honey Bun: The Jailhouse Currency Wednesday, September 21st 2016 It's amazing what a honey bun can get you in jail. Given there is a limit on what we can buy once a week, a honey bun is the standard payment for all products and services. Below I composed a list of 36 products and services [...]

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Welcome to the Booker Paradox!

  Booker Paradox - Behind The Wall Wednesday, September 7th, 2016 Hello! Welcome to the Booker Paradox! I'm Brett Booker and I am currently writing this from the confinement of a jail cell. In fact, by the time you have read this, this post has been hand written, mailed out of this facility and transcibed [...]

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