Using An Iron To Make It Toasty!

Who doesn't prefer their food hot or warm? Well, I guess it depends on the food. Nonetheless, there is one thing that unites just about every human being on Earth: a hefty and scrumptious burrito. Considering I have only two options for breakfast, lunch or dinner, the chow hall or the food out of my [...]

By | 2018-05-26T14:15:15-05:00 May 26th, 2018|Prison Creations|0 Comments

Prison Trashcan Fryers

Who doesn't love fried foods? I know, its super unhealthy, yet oh so good! Moreover, I was stoked to discover all the fried creations since arriving at USP Leavenworth. Like fried burritos, pizza pockets, apple pies, honey buns, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, candy bars and much, much more. When people are frying, the enticing [...]

By | 2017-09-15T19:14:54-05:00 September 15th, 2017|Prison Creations|0 Comments

Penitentiary Crispy Cream

Ingredients: 1 pkg. Honey Bun 1 bar Milkyway, Snickers or Three Musketeers 1 tbsp. of Peanut Butter Directions: First, heat up the honey bun in the microwave. Then, heat up the candy bar in a bowl so you can melt the chocolaty goodness evenly over the honey bun. After that, scoop the peanut butter into [...]

By | 2017-09-15T19:23:53-05:00 September 15th, 2017|Prison Creations|0 Comments


In prison, cooking is literally an art form. We work with the absolute bare minimums, and make amazing things happen. For the most part, everything is freeze dried and must be cooked using hot water. But hot water can be hard to come by at time, especially during lockdowns. So what is one to do [...]

By | 2017-08-29T21:48:10-05:00 August 29th, 2017|Prison Creations|0 Comments

Air Fresheners: Jail Creations #3

Air Freshener: Jail Creations #3 Sunday,November 27th 2016 Being in jail has forced the majority of us to become creative in how we go about things. I don't know if you have ever been to jail, but if you have, you are aware of the distinctive smell of jail. The atmosphere has a mixture of [...]

By | 2016-11-27T16:13:48-05:00 November 27th, 2016|Prison Creations|Comments Off on Air Fresheners: Jail Creations #3

County Jail: Kick Ass Cheese Sauce

County Jail: Kick Ass Cheese Sauce Monday, September 19th 2016 With the limited option of food and condiments to choose from and the abundance of time, I've been forced to become creative with my food. All the food served is extremely bland, so I was motivated to create a kick ass cheese sauce. My purpose [...]

By | 2016-09-19T21:49:17-05:00 September 19th, 2016|Prison Creations|Comments Off on County Jail: Kick Ass Cheese Sauce

Wallet: Cool Items Made In Jail #1

Wallet: Cool Items Made In Jail #1 Although there is literally no use for a wallet in jail, it was fun to watch my buddy Chuco, delicately handcraft this wallet from mere scraps. The whole process takes an hour and 30 minutes to complete. The materials used include: honey bun wrappers, potato chip bags, rice [...]

By | 2016-09-12T21:03:12-05:00 September 12th, 2016|Prison Creations|Comments Off on Wallet: Cool Items Made In Jail #1