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The Mud Slide

Ingredients: 1/4 cup of Hot Chocolate 1/4 cup of Instant Powdered Milk 2 pkg. of Hershey Bar (Plain) Directions: To start, break up the Hershey bars so they will all fit in a mug. Next, add the powdered milk and hot chocolate. Then, add hot water and stir well until Hershey bars and the rest [...]

By | September 15th, 2017|Prison Recipes|0 Comments

Penitentiary Crispy Cream

Ingredients: 1 pkg. Honey Bun 1 bar Milkyway, Snickers or Three Musketeers 1 tbsp. of Peanut Butter Directions: First, heat up the honey bun in the microwave. Then, heat up the candy bar in a bowl so you can melt the chocolaty goodness evenly over the honey bun. After that, scoop the peanut butter into [...]

By | September 15th, 2017|Prison Creations|0 Comments

Inmates Attacked by Microscopic Aliens

With the summer cooling down and fall quickly approaching, alien looking creatures, microscopic in size, but numbering in the tens if not hundreds of thousands, are lurking for a variety of insect hosts to parasitize and humans to bite. Scientifically classified as Pyemotes herfsi, this microscopic and ectoparasitic mite is more commonly known as the [...]

By | September 12th, 2017|On My Mind|0 Comments

Press On!

If there is one thing I could share with future generations, it would be to press on. To never give up, no matter what life throws at you. Its too easy to become discouraged and throw in the towel. Besides, they say that great men must experience great pain. So I welcome it! Constantly testing [...]

By | September 6th, 2017|Philosophy|0 Comments

Cardboard Guards of Leavenworth

If you ever get a chance to drive by or view USP Leavenworth via programs like Google Earth, do it! This place is quite nostalgic, and if the collection of structures that make up USP Leavenworth stands, for it is in a shocking state of disrepair, I believe it will be turned into a museum. [...]

By | September 2nd, 2017|Behind The Wall|0 Comments


In prison, cooking is literally an art form. We work with the absolute bare minimums, and make amazing things happen. For the most part, everything is freeze dried and must be cooked using hot water. But hot water can be hard to come by at time, especially during lockdowns. So what is one to do [...]

By | August 29th, 2017|Prison Creations|0 Comments
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